i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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