I CAN MOONWALK!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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