remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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