Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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