oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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