so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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