just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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