I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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