I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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