She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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