I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Randomize
