Can Purell be used as lube?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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