shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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