I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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