I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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