How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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