Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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