a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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