I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
