I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
tell me about the eggs
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