We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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