Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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