So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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