i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize