The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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