can u get pink eye on your cock?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Randomize
