I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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