well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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