I bet he comes in French.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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