Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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