i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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