Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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