My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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