turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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