You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
God, I missed his penis.
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