is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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