everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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