He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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