Define "chronic" masturbator.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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