so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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