the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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