doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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