Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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