I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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