with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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