Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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