does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
handjob tips. give me some.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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