I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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