so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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