Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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