sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just had sex on a roof
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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